And the story starts with vigour. Who's the Dwarf? Smiley is the fool who picked the only dwarf. Did you know the tallest dwarf is shorter than the smallest elf who Kernow picked before he got eaten by the furious orc with froth oozing from all his holes and no eyes on its face.

So Doriath decided to assasinate the fool who have spoken about the Monarch in the kitchen with the knife wielded by his own hand and, shoji's left the kitchen after commiting suicide. The funny thing was shoji is dead three days ago. Now he's alive being an undead with super powers to create a pot smoking maniac with no brains. Shoji was the master of absolutely nothing. That's why he plays utopia with his imaginary friend. So Lenoir decided to tell Shoji about the mysterious cube of rubik which he mastered. The next day shoji wanted to destroy the cube because the almighty villian named Dalek would use it to molest children.

Shoji proceeded to destroy the cube in the deepest circle of hell with his razor because the Transformers were molesting children. Children like Happy. Transformers hate Happy, because of his association with MiHai, so they threatened to harass Lance. So Lance fought back with most of his army leading to the decrease of protection and the population become extremely anxious, especially the virgins who love Lance so they assasinated some Decepticons by sneaking behind the abandoned abattoir across the kingdom borders when transformers assasinated children of women and many more children of children. In other words, Shoji forgot about what he wanted which was, incidentally, keeping children safe.

Suddenly the cube opened and the ten billion daleks all were exterminated except for one who travelled back to his hole back in time only to find an EXTERMINATED Shoji. But, with luck, Dalek resurrected all. Then Naruto came ^^ and got exterminated.

So during the war against Dalek's, many were exterminated and the dark age began. Under extreme high temperature everyone melted, so suddenly the heavens starts to act. By sending Daleks, the Dark Lord and jeff to the Hogwarts Castle to EXTERMINATE reality, however an alliance was forge by army Naruto joined and Lenoir too. The Alliance was Exterminated by Daleks and his minions, Shoji and Dude watched from afar as they plan how to exterminate the remaining survivors only with a eensy weensy spider of mass destruction bothered by this the Dalek EXTERMINATED nothing but Daleks in this story and EXTERMINATED too. Then winter came, people and daleks continued to Exterminate and have picnics.

Suddenly a fire exterminated them all. But like phoenix's they're gay so they acted differently by resurrecting immediately , establishing beauty parlors, and improved Dalek's short useless arms for plucking berries and poop too since Daleks eat poop everyday and night like Lenoir, who has a fetish for poop. Although not inconceivable Dalek's can poop. Much toilet paper is needed to remove the poop on his hands. The feces covered with his own victim's remains like Lenoir, Lenoir and Lenoir. The trio is very awesome... Awesome at failing to notice the toilet paper was already used by another poop that was released earlier. So Shoji barfed on all this crap that was. Lenoir, Shoji and Dude went to the tavern to drink themselves to oblivion. They stumbled out for naked fairys which was flying around a statue of Dalek's naked self. They got EXTERMINATED because of Dalek's super mega awesome statue.

The drunkards got drunk again and will never be sober enough to find women looked like men which were plentiful. And so they decided to give ping pong balls life. The ping pong balls bounced, after it flew from one end to another end until they had seen Dalek exterminating what was left of Shoji. Lenoir felt sorry so he buried Shoji with love and more lovely cartoons and went home. With Lenoir's corpse inside the garbage bags, the ping pong balls rolled toward to Shoji's dungeons and dragons and started to turn into dice they diced through a very deep abyss filled with one-footed freaks with ...

a huge ogre that was suprisingly very small compared to giant Dalek and his company. It started raining Dalek's of various penis enlargement pills which Dalek needs to EXTERMINATE Shoji. This secret was quite simple actually, shoji eats pills as Doctor Who spikes the pill then turns into a type of half man, half robotic life form with tentacles for EXTERMINATING himself. 

SHoji can only think about secret passage which he has used countless times for secret dating though never successful at seducing women. These memories are what keep Shoji exterminating himself spontaniously... Shoji getting tired, crazy and bored started to go even more crazy and went bonkers so much that gargantuan water buffalo's shot out his weenis, BIG time. 

Magma erupted from MihaiA's Fists, exterminating all extraterrestrial beings except For Daleks because Daleks were keeping up pace with the dwarf food hunger rage. The rain started exterminating all non-dalek figurine doll faces rashes and allergic reactions became contagious to the point that it was the end of a beautiful day, finally free from meaningless "high flyers" obnoxious, arrogant ranting and dishonorable play. 

Will surrender to WTF is that? happily ever after.